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Game hints

Post by Oldsparky » Wed Aug 18, 2004 6:25 pm

Come on you have to have some hints...No one posting here to help the newbies???

Shame shame

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Post by kwb » Mon Sep 20, 2004 11:00 pm

OH, all right then. Being a relative newbie, my advice is RUUUUUUUUUUN and HIDE! But Spark always finds me anyway!!

So, my best advice is RUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!! :D

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Post by Oldsparky » Mon Sep 27, 2004 7:34 pm

Ask TomKat how much ram you need to successfully hide from the old one. I love this game...

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Game advice

Post by Oldsparky » Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:20 pm

1. Run as fast as your little doggy legs will go,,,don't stand still.
2. Don't stop to shoot, Shoot on the run.
3. Get lots of health armor and ammo.
4. Beware of Lurking dogs, And Never admit your a cat or rabbit.
5. And of the Oldone be afraid my little pups, very afraid.
6. Always shoot ladies and tacos first.
7. Never try and Outlurk the lurker.
8. Don't fire the dispersion pistol as it causes lots of whining and I am the only one that can get away with that.
9. Pray that you don't become the target of the dreaded sparky dispersion pistol attack.. (usually reserved for MIB clan because they like it so much)
10. Never never never never shoot the oldest player as you will be immediatlely be infested with fleas and ticks.
11. Whenever Stunner or Numby or Irish come in game it is standard to shoot them when spawning with dispersion pistol to make them mad.
12. Most really good players, when winning are quiet,,when they are losing they whine.
13. Hide the following weapons
never let gort get a flak cannon
never let bonified get a sissie gun
never let jackal get a flak cannon
never let suicide side get the slime suit
always toss sparky a rifle
never let the ladies get a gun period
and hide roller skates errr jump boots from maxxi
poor cope he doesnt get weapons,,maxxi is better (mib)
never make LittleDaisey mad or tug on supermans cape
never ask unfretted what happened at church
If turok gets a rifle no map is big enough for the both of you
If it looks like a cheat, smells like a cheat, maybe its superplayer, the guy that doesnt cheat....and has been playing for 20 years, pre beta, invented the game.
Never slide in the game you will be told about it
Always be kind to anyone over 60,,,we need help cant u tell


Have Fun,,Play clean,,Its not hard,,how about a little style with the game.
Last edited by Oldsparky on Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:37 pm, edited 2 times in total.

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Post by GoodOleTaco » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:20 pm

Oh Sure, Pic On Old People And Tacos.. :D hE he

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Post by Maxxi-(DOG)- » Tue Sep 28, 2004 6:06 pm

hehehe yep always go after the old one first, distracts him and gives you a better chance to run away and oh yeah on your way by him, grab his cane so he falls and breaks his bifocals hehehe. THen he cant come after ya right away. Dont shoot us ladies, we are alot nicer than the rest of the old hounds :twisted:{ You dont want to upset us :wink: }
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Post by Uncouth<KoR> » Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:08 am

Ok i have the mental note down go after old guys not ladies cause if you do shoot ladies in the words of kwb "RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN".
"Hate it or love it the underdog's on top. And i'm gonna shine homie until my heart stops."

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Post by Numbnuts-->DOG<-- » Sat Oct 02, 2004 8:32 am

Ok I have to respond to sparky's message. I usually only complain when im wining! Hehehe. My best move that I know that works very well is when you come around a corner and see someone, your opponent thinks your running away, back track to the same place you where and wait for them to pop around the corner and nail them with the asmd in the air just above thier head hight so you dont hit them with one but you bust them with the combo. Human nature is to follow where they go so break yourself of that. Thats the worst thing you want to do in unreal. Oh ya and remember to always strafe to the left and right, ALWAYS, if you want to win. Hard to snipe on someone thats all over the place. Just a little tip from the Ol Numbuts--->DOG<--- Damn giving away my secerets that are working. HEHEHE! Love all you little doggies! :twisted:
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Post by Numbnuts-->DOG<-- » Sat Oct 02, 2004 8:49 am

Oh ya there's a little "bar", hehehe, at the top of JS4 that has good drinks and as long as spark doesn't know your up there you can always win cause of the seceret wall. Dont let the Ol guy know your there cause he is one tactful Ol guy! One thing you always have to remeber is old people have to much wisdom so you have to always complement sparky if your wining. he'll let you win as long as you do so. hehe. He gets mad, watch out, he's out of control, but always nice doing so, and you will loose! Heehehehe... Just another note from the Ol Numbnuts--->Dog<---
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Post by Uncouth<KoR> » Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:08 am

Cool thx for the JS4 tip.
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Post by UnLeaded » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:04 pm

When approaching a woman, do ask her her name, it's a nice courtesy. :o

Are these game tips just supposed to be on Unreal? :o
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Post by Nidi » Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:46 am

LoL Unleaded....

Actually, being a single male in mid forties, I could use all the help I can get in THAT department. :wink: Any more pointers?


The only tip that I can think of for THIS game I've posted on the Did Ya Know section ... I'll paste it here here for your convenience. :)

Back in the early days, I downloaded an Unreal info file from somewhere. The author had ripped the game apart but not to change anything, but just to see how much damage is done by different weapons on the different parts of the character skin, radius of blast weapons, accuracy etc. There was an interesting blurb on the razorjack and I'll pass this info along:

If you fire an "instagib" weapon at a target [that is rifle, minigun, magnum pistol], if the bullet hits the player in the top 15% of the skin [above the neck area], this is a head shot.
With the razor jack primary fire, if you connect with the player skin in the top 25% [from the, dare I say it, "nipples" and up] it registers as a head shot.

My fav technique is to leap and fire down on a crouching opponent...this almost always results in decapitation as I do not aim for the tiny head but the broad shoulders of the opponent. Works GREAT on the skaarj skin because there is a lot of area that will generate a headshot. I have tested this myself and as a result, you will see me use a razorjack before I use a rifle, in up close battles...just playing the odds and this weapon generates some SPECTACULAR decapitations. Try it..you'll like it!!
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Post by UnLeaded » Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:18 pm

Nidi wrote:LoL Unleaded....

Actually, being a single male in mid forties, I could use all the help I can get in THAT department. :wink: Any more pointers?
Well... forget "superficial" ideals... (ie- height, weight, age, location) and broaden horizons (as they say)

You could meet your perfect match 5ft or 7ft, 35 or 55 year old in Cuba or Zimbabwe and she might be the one for you, so don't listen to friends! (Since you're not a woman, this should be easier, women ALWAYS listen to friends, it's innate-that's why there's a "GIRLS" section on this board, LOL)

On age - 10 years differential is a good rule to stick by as a general rule, this is my honest opinion for other people. Any difference over 10 years and the "relatedness" of life stages and interests starts to dwindle for most people. Although spiritually you can be at any age, I've noticed with other people that over a decade of age difference and their partners veer off from each other in experiences and relatedness, which "may" cause problems in a relationship, this is especially true from ages 18-40. If you're one that cares about your "status" in society and/or are age/stage bias then I would stick to the 10 year max rule certainly.

The above is my suggestion for most people regarding *ahem* mature (longer lasting) relationships :o

If you're looking for less general advice feel free to email or IM me, I'll be glad to help with suggestions for you personally.

PS- This answer was to you only Nidi. I know I'm going to get interesting responses from other people though :lol:

PSS- I don't want to hear anything about my post, after all, there's no "MEN ONLY" section on Newbies! :P
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