After many, many months of being unemployed I have finally heard the words "You're hired".
The problem is I have to relocate and will try to get my wife's laptop in playing shape but I'm not quite sure (wasn't so good on last attempt). 
Sparky if you've got any laptop hints like key mapping I would wholeheartedly appreciate it. This is a "real" job that I actually have to go to an office and have a physical presence. Dang. 
I'll be living off the laptop in a hotel for a bit,,, until I find a place to live and won't have my rig until I move the house and wife.
I'll be missing you guys and will stop in when I can. My hours will of course change not only because of the job but because I'm moving to a different timezone. I'll miss mornings with "Bob" and Willie and Turok of course
And afternoons with Turok 
, Wever, BBG, Checkmate (where you been 
), EZ, Logan, Charles (where you been ) CPUenvy, Daveand, Taco, Sid, Minus, Gort and of course the old punk himself, Sparky If there's anyone I've forgotten please forgive my addled brain. I read this and it sounds like I'm leaving and I guess, in a way, I am. I haven't even left the house and I'm having withdrawal already.
I'll be back ASAP so frag hard, play fair and have fun.
OoiGooEE-{DoG}
Well the job is pretty cool but challenging, which I like. I've never done anything like this before, I guess I'm growing up. 
And tell Check he better get those grades up or it won't be just his parents who are upset. 
Time change is 1 hour more. I'm west of home.